Legboy now being sculpted for upcoming film!!

The upcoming comedy horror film "legboy" is in pre- production as we speak. The puppet is life size and getting uglier by the day. The shape of the head is almost to its final shape and then of course the detail will follow. I still need to add the nasty fungus encrusted toenails that he will be sharpening on the grinder in the hero's garage, but that will come soon enough. In the meantime, hang tight. Legboy is on the way!!

Shawn Darling

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What the hell is 'Legboy'?
Legboy is a crazy idea originally imagined by my very strange son, Seth when he was only 11. He was sitting at the dining table sculpting (taking after dear ol' Dad) when he walked into the den and showed me a little 2 inch sculpture of what essentially became Legboy. I thought it was very strange yet extremely creative and original. We started joking around about what Legboy would do and say when we realized what a great movie it would make. So I drew up a little movie poster in Photoshop and put it on the internet and some interest in the idea came about. So we wrote a little story and are developing it into a full blown script.

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So, here's the rundown of the story.

No stealing, Troma!!
Well, it seems that 2 kids, ages 15 and 13 are left home for the weekend as their parents have gon out of town on vacation. They of course, have left the 15 year old sister in charge. While the family is gone, the gardener stops by from time to time to check on the kids and to fulfill his duties. During the weekend a deformed creature "Legboy" comes a callin'. He kills a couple of random neighbors as the story progresses with his favorite technique of kicking them untill they fall down, slitting their throats with his sharpend and fungus ridden toenails and stomping on their heads and eating their brains, and eventually winds up on the doorstep of our hero's house. The Gardener comes to the rescue and defeats legboy at first. He tells the kid that Legboy is the remainder of a conjoined twin removal operation gone horribly wrong. He was removed from his twin brother at birth and disposed of. When the doctors werent looking, he snuck out of the medical waste bin and swore revenge. Now he is killing at random in a crazed rage. Legboy comes by a few more times in various disguises but to no avail. He hides in the garage and sharpens his toenails with the grinder laughing maniacally. Eventually he attacks the family and in a team effort the family and the gardener defeat legboy. The children eventually ask the gardener why he knows so much about legboy. He lifts his pant leg to show a wooden leg. Cut to black.

Yeah,. yeah, I know. Shut the hell up. Make your own movie.